How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
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i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
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This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.