I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
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sorry about calling you the devil all night.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
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Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.