your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
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