you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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