He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
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