I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
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I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
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Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
Everclear isn't food dammit
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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