508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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