Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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