So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
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