He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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