Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
Randomize
