I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
so i texed my mom when i was trashed last night and said "i know its 3 am, just go to bed and i'll be back by the time we leave for the airport"
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she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
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Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
Also, beer. Big fan.
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
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