Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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