Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
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She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
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I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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