Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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