I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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