I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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