STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I look better un-naked...
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
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We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
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I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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