Me too!
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
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