they need to just BURY HIM!
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
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Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
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"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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