Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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