If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
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and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
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I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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