Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
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We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
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Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
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