i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
Even my vagina gasped.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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