Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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