pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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