You're so nebulous sometimes
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
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