Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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