Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
Did I show you my penis last night?
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
i think im in europe. pls send help
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
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