in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
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Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
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I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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