I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
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