That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
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i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
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It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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