I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
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It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
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to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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