Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
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Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
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Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
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