So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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