she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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