Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Sorry about the voicemail last night, people in hostel thought getting the clap from cheating on me wasn't enough and you hearing a 6 foot 5 Swedish dude bang the shit out of me was needed.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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