Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
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My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
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Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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