We played Rock, Paper, Scissors last night to see who was the least drunk to drive.
The Rock won.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
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she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
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Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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