dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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