Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
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