Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
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At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
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I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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