Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
It was confusing and full of hummus
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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