I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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