I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
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Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
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I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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