I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
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Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
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you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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