i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
