I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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