Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
Found your dick twin last night
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
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