i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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