we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
Randomize
