I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
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The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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