dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
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Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
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I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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