So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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