what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
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