I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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