But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
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I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
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Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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