Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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