im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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