I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
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Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
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We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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