school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
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so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
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A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
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