She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
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im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
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You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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